The Carnage Continues !! CSI Hebron !
Warning!!! Crime ScenesOur residential serial killer has struck again--- in an effort to divert suspicion, has changed his modus operandi in a significant way----- firstly, his prey--- formerly 3-legged small grey repulsive rodents, have now reverted to cute brown furry squirrels with all legs intact--- no obvious signs of trauma, but manner of death still deemed suspicious, based on final resting place---- OUR FRONT DOOR !!! His former dumping ground was the back door, Mema's entrance--- so what's up with this
-- a n
ew killer, an accomplice, or has he become crafty at throwing us off the scent--- he's even convinced the other two domesticusses to make themselves comfortable at the crime scene, hoping they will become "persons" of interest---
Speaking of scents, the "fart factory" seen resting in background, is going strong-- wish there was a way to harness that gas--- We'd be millionaires !!!
posted by NanNan at 5:17 PM
10 Comments:
Domesticusses??? I like it! Good word.
I'm pretty sure you know who the perpertrator is..but interesting how he managed to involve the others.
Poor squirrel probably just died of a heart attack. Maybe it was a very old squirrel! Or, it had high blood pressure and high cholesterol! It could have been having fun playing....and then...boom! Heart attack!
And the animals surrounding it are just mourning their friend.
Could be.....
Maybe he heard that a bunch of nuts live in this house!!!
Thats too funny!!!Now I notice that the one feline,that probably did the dirty deed,is missing.
So Poor old Billy still has a problem, hopefully this too will pass!!!!
Little guy looks so peaceful!!
Did you have a little funeral? We used to always bury our dead hamsters by the tree in our backyard...
G.
Yes..poor squirrel is at peace now! Not a mark on him! Pristine..another one of my favorite words.
hehehehe.
Sue-
How do you ever come up with the things you write about??! They are just too funny.
Even your tongue-in-cheek remark about the "nuts" - c'mon Sue- that was above and beyond :)
CDR
Hi Nan! =)
Just checking up on you. Have a great day! =)
OMG that is funny, imagine if the cat had brought that in the house alive*LOL*
Remember National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
*L*
Love you Lots,
Tammie
Funeral ??? How about green compost bin--- gotta recycle---
CDR: My husband doesn't agree with you-- he thinks i'm sinking into the depths of depravity, reporting on the anal antics of said dog--- but he chose me !!!!
FF; Don't watch National Lampoon- maybe I should heh?
killing 'em softly with his scent is he? hmmmmmmmmmm.
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