Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Reality Check !!


Oh my GAWD!!!
In high-pitched valley girl drawl---
OH MY GAWD,
as I lay writhing on the bed this morning, sucking my gut through to my back,,
trying to get the teeth in that zipper to mesh,, close,, join,, unite.
These are the fattest of my fattest pants !!!!
Now I won't even be able to wash them----
this has got to be the limit--
the apex, the zenith,,
This is the line in the sand-- it's all out war---
I refuse to buy the next larger size----no, no,, Let me weigh the options-
-- smoke, live a shorter life ,thin.
OR
live a longer life Fat!!!

8 Comments:

Blogger Tuffysmom said...

Dear Sis,
As a smoker, I have no words of advice for you.
I have made my choice obviously...however I am still fat.
No guarantee you will lose weight if you start smoking again.
And, hey, Fat is in the eye of the beholder!
Love you lots, Marsh

April 25, 2007 9:12 PM  
Blogger Fireguy said...

Hey, we'll get those bikes out - that beats smoking.
Love - Fireguy

April 25, 2007 10:26 PM  
Blogger H said...

Ah Nan, it's always good to know there's more of you. so seriously, quit worrying about the weight. Just stay healthy, and cheerful. Love you.

April 26, 2007 3:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smokings Yukky and makes you sick!! says Alex (he learnt this at preschool)

Congratulations on quitting and just think it was the cold winter that helped put on any extra weight not the lack of smoking. It will be easy to lose as it warms up. Best of luck
Love Bec

Also Alex's bedroom picture is now on our web page.

April 26, 2007 4:29 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Mom, I love you no matter what your belt size!!! Please don't make me have to wrap you future presents up again... The "wrapping paper" I would be able to use is much more graphic now than the words of warnings I used before!!

Persist...

April 26, 2007 6:10 AM  
Blogger NanNan said...

Wow--- it feels like a whole don't smoke support group!! Thanks,, I needed some encouragement,, and of course tuffysmom reminded me of the third option-- start smoking and stay fat~~the weather is warming up again, so maybe I'll get that bike out fireguy!!!

April 26, 2007 11:12 AM  
Blogger L. said...

Nannan,
After your visit to my blog, I decided to pay yours a visit...And I will be back.

What a wonderful writer you are...love the blog.

Grammie

April 26, 2007 12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Nan!!

YOu look great and you're so healthy!! I heard you packed your sneakers and walked home the last 2 days you taught...for me!! Wow....good for you!!! Those pants will fit in no time at all!!!

Today was my last day with Wonder Whittaker!! I will miss him!!

love ya!!

April 27, 2007 7:39 PM  

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