Guess Where I've Been??

A. Bracciano, Italy !!! Just returned from a whirlwind of activity at the wedding of my dear friends Kate and Tom---- As they jetted off on their private jet to honeymoon on the Maldives, I boarded Air Canada Rome for direct flight to Halifax-- i couldn't really tell you about it earlier, as I was sworn to secrecy---- actually, they did a google search for nannies and somehow landed on my blog--- followed up by emails , phone calls, security clearance,,, and I have been attending their darling baby, Suri---

B. Seattle USA--- the latest auditions for American Idol 2007- didn't tell them I was Canadian,, so my audition didn't go to well, but I think I'm going to be on the Jan,17 show of rejected contestants-- my fifteen minutes of fame!!

C. I just returned from Moncton New Brunswick where I redeemed the winning Super Seven Lotto ticket for forty million dollars!! No sob stories please, I've already talked to a financial advisor and the principal is locked away--- but the interest should keep me going for a few years!!! No mor substituting!!
Oh yeah, all those promises about sharing, with my beloved family and friends,,,,,, not gonna happen!!!

D. I've been sick in bed for four freaking long days--- unable to talk, barely breathing!!! at death's doorstep-- well maybe not its doorstep, but at least in its neighbourhood--neither the lure of reading your blogs, nor the guzzling of Neocitran could bring life to these immobile fingers---But the DM in that Robitussen sure packs a lethal punch!!! He says he forgot that I couldn't handle DM---hmmmm????