Friday, September 08, 2006

Whodda Thunk ???


Male bass in the Potomac river bearing eggs, something in the "drinking" water-- think of the implications--- and we fairer sex always thought that the male gender would become expendable, what with sperm banks and cloning-- who needs em?? Turns out, Father Nature may have other plans------- well, I for one, think it's about time the male of the species took a childbearing turn-- guaranteed the health service on maternity, oops, paternity wards would take a giant leap forward, instead of the drive-thru style of deliveries---we'll need a whole new vocabulary---mamma, pappa, just won't cover it all---- maybe we should heed the warnings to not dispose of all those expired and unused prescription drugs down the drain-- perchance too much estrogen is making its way into our water cycle----so, enjoy your next meal of seafood guys!!!!!! snicker, snicker, ha, has

11 Comments:

Blogger kicking-and-singing said...

Just think, of how many c sections would have to be performed..OMG
Men are such babies when they are sick, can you imagine them being pregnant?

September 08, 2006 1:53 PM  
Blogger NanNan said...

But,how would they get pregnant???

September 08, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger Funnyface said...

We will figure that out later,Nan.
Lets just enjoy the thoughts of how unconvertible they'd be for a change.
But I know one thing, the world population would drop "real fast"

September 08, 2006 3:03 PM  
Blogger Tuffysmom said...

Please, men could not stand to be pregnant. God had a good plan! Women are so much stronger than men. And women are the nurterers (spelling).
But..it would be fun to see a man go through labour!!!!!!!!
I'll tell you this much..there would only be one child per family!

September 08, 2006 11:52 PM  
Blogger Gillian said...

Well, the part I am confused about is, how do they know for sure it just isn't a manly looking female bass... I mean, I can think of a few women that have very masculine features, incuding beards, but are still very female! LOL!!

G.

September 09, 2006 12:58 AM  
Blogger Tuffysmom said...

I love it...'A manly looking female bass'.
That could be so very true.

September 09, 2006 1:10 AM  
Blogger H said...

Go estrogen!

yessssss. waiting for the day that men get to PMS and wear tampons and maxi pads...

that's the last I'm going to hear of sexist PMS jokes.

In fact come to think of it... that's the most painful part of breaking in a new boyfriend. the first commandment of dating H:

1.) Thou shalt NEVER make a bleeding joke about PMS.

good thing is, they get to learn it in the first month itself. grin.

September 09, 2006 2:56 AM  
Blogger Lizza said...

The implications of this make me giddy. Men having morning sickness, men breastfeeding? Hahaha!

Have a great weekend.

September 09, 2006 3:26 AM  
Blogger NanNan said...

Great comments--- sure would cut down on the population explosion, but thinking of men with PMS ---that would just be too nasty--- "manly looking female bass'' funny!!!

September 09, 2006 12:40 PM  
Blogger Gillian said...

I remember the staff room at both of my practicum schools in Ottawa, they were full of energy and that sense of community... That is one thing I miss up here, i think I am one of the only people who ever go in there for more than two minutes to check my mailbox or photocopy. Since we are all so close to home no one stays there for lunch, it would be fun!

Have a GREAT time you two on Monday!
Maybe someday you can sub, nan, and if I am back in Yarmouth at the Meadow, maybe we could all have a tea there together! LOL!
G.

September 10, 2006 1:40 AM  
Blogger JR's Thumbprints said...

Males having babies? I can only imagine it feeling like the kidney stones I passed a few years back. All the nurses at the hospital were laughing at me as I rolled around on the examination table.

Guess you're right "kicking-and-singing."

September 10, 2006 8:10 AM  

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