Three Strikes, I'm Out !!!

Strike One;
So after a hard days work, we stopped in at the local M&M for some good ole home cooking-- bit of jovial banter, small talk, laughing--- bought the lasagna supreme, breaded sole fillets, chicken pot pie, two frozen pumpkin pies (one of which I ate frozen, couldn't wait to thaw), and of course the obligatory garlic bread-- noticing the sign by cashier that says-- Special Seniors Discount on Tuesday--- so I say, jokingly , to the cashier, "How old do you have to be to get the seniors discount?"
To which she replied, "Sixty-five, but I've already given it to you ." Bah wah wah bah , end of joviality!!!

Strike Two:
Stop off at Barbs, the babysitter, yeah we have two baby seats in our car AGAIN-- to pick up our precious delights-- as I'm leaving, Barb says, "Let me get that hair off your chin."
Me: :"UH, I think it's still attached!" As she brushes it off my shoulder and says, "It's white !!"-- Now there's only so many things you can keep blaming on that poor Billy dog !!!!!

Strike Three:
Me speaking to beloved daughter on her supper break, "Phew, I'm exhausted---- at least I'll be able to sleep in tomorrow morning!! Daughter replies, " I've got to go to work early tomorrow for a mandatory staff meeting."