Thursday, September 28, 2006

Out of the Mouths of ......

eight year olds!! Last week, whilst subbing, not doing anything out of the ordinary, trying not to make any waves-------- just checking to see if their homework was done, a boy, suspiciously seated apart from the others, way apart, with a mischievous gleam in his eye, asked me,
"Did we come from monkeys?"

Sudden quiet, all normal activity ceased---- Thirty or more eyes riveted in attention, waiting for answer from "The Teacher"---

"My parents aren't monkeys, are yours?"

Laughter, dodged that bullet!!!
During brainstorm activities to precede creative writing expression, on topic "apples"----- child asks ,

"How did the seed get in the apple??

8 Comments:

Blogger Fireguy said...

Ha - good answer!

September 28, 2006 10:38 PM  
Blogger Gillian said...

That's very witty of you!!! I like it!

What grade were you subbing for?
G.

September 28, 2006 11:13 PM  
Blogger H said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha

But sometimes I'm going to be a monkey-mum, so I don't really think that would be a wise one to throw at my child. she'll just end up growing with a complex and some messed up ideas about her mum. sigh.

But. That was a superb response.

September 29, 2006 12:38 AM  
Blogger Tuffysmom said...

Hahahaha..And..how Did the Seed get in the Apple? hehehehehe. Gads, I'm must not quick enough to come up with answers right away...hence, I'm not a teacher.
One time Jimmy (when he was real little) asked me 'why do the lights come on when you flip the switch?' And 'why don't rocks burn'?
I'm still trying to figure how they got the Caramel in the Caramilk Bar!!!
Love you lots, Marsh

September 29, 2006 7:13 PM  
Blogger NanNan said...

LJLC: Funny to be blogtalking in the staff room-- they probably think we've lost it!!! Maybe we have!!

Fireguy and NL: Usually I think of what I wish i had said long after the moment has passed---

H: Never could you be a monkey-mum!!!!!!! hmmm, unless, unless, oh no, better not go there!!!

Tuffysmom: I'm still wondering about those Caramilk bars too--- wonder if jimmy knows the answer!

September 29, 2006 7:51 PM  
Blogger Tuffysmom said...

Wonder if Jimmy knows why rocks don't burn?

September 29, 2006 8:22 PM  
Blogger Funnyface said...

Have to keep a eye out for those little guys!!!!!!!!

I don't know what I would of said,but that was a good answer...

September 30, 2006 2:12 PM  
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