"Hamster on a Plane"
Did you hear on the news that an Austrian plane had to make an emergency landing after a pet hamster got loose??? Having had experience with hamsters, I know the destruction their gnawing can do------or could it be a new terrorist plot ?? Suicide hamsters -----last I heard, they hadn't located runaway rodent!!!
I used to love the little critters until---- mama ham ate one of her babies---and i just couldn't rationalize "but she was just trying to protect him!"
And I remember the time when Fireguy was just a wee lad, in Dayton, and he came downstairs with worried look on face, saying, "I didn't hurt your hamster, honest, he's just sleeping!"
I knew immediately something was wrong--- Poor Jimmy, he thought he could catch the newly escaped hamster by stepping on the chalkboard he had thrown on scurrying rodent---- he caught hammie all right!!! Dead in his tracks---- sorry to bring that story up, brother--- couldn't resist, it was just so funny how in trying to divert attention, you so told on yourself------ a case of "thou doth protest too much"
posted by NanNan at 7:44 PM
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And what about that other hamster that you kept up at the sugar shack that got away under my care? OOPPS!!
And yes - Traveling man and I went to the Fire Dept. banquet tonight.
And are we talking about the sugar shack that almost burned down under suspicious circumstances----hmmmmmm FIREGUY????
Just kidding guys, it was a grass fire started by next door neighbour, yeah, really, it was, honest, really, yeah----
that's like when I was a kid [about 4] and I had jabbed my elder sister with a sharp pencil in her back and broken the nib in. [yes, gruesome].
I ran to my parents the moment she started crying, to say that i didn't know why she was crying because I had just 'lightly' tapped her on the back with a silly old harmless pencil.
Yes. I so empathise with Fireguy.
Funny story, H, but my elder sister probably won't think so, as that same scene was played out in our household, only the pencil was changed--- hahahahahah-- sorry Tuffysmom!!!
LJLC: Hamsters in a vacuum-- that 's a new one--- even for me----;)
Now that was funny. I can just the look on his face now... Poor old hamster.
I bet he was running flat out,hehehehhehehe..
Hmmmm, I don't recall being stabbed with anything. Couldn't have too traumatic. And Fireguy was so funny...he came downstairs and said "Don't look at the hamster". Poor thing was flat as a board!!!
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