Butt Pads ?? My Arse!!!

Just returned from a second night of gluttony at dad's- barbeque hamburgs, sausages, potato salad, and cheesecake-- so this post will be short--- I need to get horizontal in aid of digestion!!! I'll let Tuffysmom tell you about our unexpected occurrence- just in case you're thinking I'm getting too crazy!!!
Back to bikes---- can't understand how we can send men to the moon, but can 't design a comfortable bicycle seat-- I think it's a premeditated scam---- get them to buy the expensive bike, equipped with substandard seat--- then after enduring hours of pain in the butt, return to store and buy expensive seat--- Now I find there is a whole science dedicated to finding the right butt "fit"--- Or I could listen to the advice from the professional biker we met at Keji-- the thin as a rake, buttless biker-- "Do you know you can buy spandex riding shorts with butt pads?" Yeah, that's just what I want!!!!!


I think I found a seat that might fight -----------------------------------------