Tech Suppport Nightmare!!!!!

This was not the day for me to be calling tech support- I should have been basking in the sun, on the deck, in our new patio furniture (sans cushions) , but where have I been for the past 3 hours----- on the phone-- TD tech support- haven't been able to access my online banking profile for a few days---- which is actually in Frank's name, so they wouldn't speak to me about the problem until Frank answered questions--- questions which of course he can't answer because he doesn't do the computer stuff---I DO !!!! So as I'm trying to whisper the answers to the questions he is repeating, they tell him, "Sir, you have to answer these questions without help!" So he replied. "Well Ask me questions I can answer!!!" Now you know Frank has a slight memory problem, and an even greater phobia of computers-he tried to get them to authorize his wife to speak on his behalf, but , no, the answers had to come from HIM !!! ^*&)*^*&( Did they think we had the real Frank Amon in bondage trying to get his bank information - all they had to do was check out our balance, and realize we would not be on anyone's list of targets--- We talked to 7 different so called specialists, put in waiting lines on hold listening to elevator music, and were even hung up on!!! One guy, said , "Why don't you wait a day before calling back?" To which I replied. '"Why? Is that your day off!" Finally, a few minutes ago, the last guy, Tony, solved the problem- don't ask me how- Remember, I'm already grouchy--grouchy, irritable,annoyed, hypersensitive , trying to cope with nicotine withdrawal, and Frank and I have to spend 3 hours in close proximity trying to deal with financial and computer problems--- a tech support person's worst nightmare!!!!!!!
P>S> It is now 6:00 pm and Frank has not returned home from work--- hmmm- he's usually home by 4:30----now why ever would he not want to come home to moi???