Lotsa Action in the Matrimonial Bed !!!!

If you are an offspring of mine, you may not want to read this post- I know how the subject upsets children--- but----how did you think you were conceived??? Okay, Mike, that story I told you about the cabbage patch, wasn't true---or the aliens leaving you in our yard, or storks, or .......Okay, my children, stop reading now---because I 'm about to confess-- there's a lot of action going on in our bed----aside from the regular tossing, turning, kicking off blankets, the snore nudge, -----there has been a semi-regular activity -- I'm sound asleep, and suddenly, Frank jumps up in a flash, pounds on his chest Tarzan style, and is making the most terrifying choking sounds imaginable!!! I jump out of bed, and put into action the only first aid procedure I know---- "Frank!"" Trouble is, he's the victim, counting on me, to do what??? What are you supposed to do when someone has GERD-- I do the only thing I can think of, I wrap my arms around his chest and push up, a poor imitation of the Heimlich manoever---And I'm screaming, what should I do, what should I do--- Of course he can't answer, because that's the problem, he can't breathe!!!!___Obviously, since he's still here, he does eventually come out of it, with no help from me---and I can now write about it because I coerced him into getting his prescription filled- The doctor said if he quit smoking, stopped drinking coffee, and elevated the bed, the condition would ease--- working on number one------ As for other action in the bed--- My restless legs still twitch, bellies get rubbed (Billy's and Oedipus) and there are a lot of OOHs and AAHS---in agony------Frank's reaction to various bodily kinks--- oh yeah, Frank, there's a big wet spot on your side of the bed--- where I was bouncing Alexis after her dinner-- sorry!